poor taste

[Jazzdenova]

 

1. I was walking through the Cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a Tombstone .
I said "morning".
He said, "No, just taking a dump."


2. When I was a kid I used to pray every Night for a new bike.
Then I realized that the Lord Doesn't work that way,
 so I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.


3. My girlfriend was in labor with Our first child. She was shouting out "get this
 Out of me? Give me the drugs". She looked at me and
 Said, you did this to me you bastard!,"
I Casually replied, "If you would care to remember,
 I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said "it'll be too painful."


4. I went to an extremely attractive Female doctor today for my annual checkup.
 She told me that I had to quit masturbating.
I Asked why and
she told me" Because I am trying to Examine you."


5. I was walking down the road Today and saw my Afghanistan neighbor Abdul standing on
 His fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.
I Shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" 

[Hank's mom]

Al - Kinda in a foul mood, eh - oh well - hope it got rid of your zoomies to write it.

Susie

[hanklive39]

I thought it was hilarious!!! Oh well, different strokes for different folks - eh???

Respectfully,
Henry

[Jazzdenova]

Especially when Al gets blamed for it.....

[Ella]

I'm laughing!