So it gave you burning bunghole huh? Now i really dont want to do it.

Try a little A & D ointment, works great on diaper rash so maybe it will help.

( Im serious though really )
Dont know about the wood thing, but I say simulated injection molded synthetic faux wood does count.

But then again what do I know know, since I am only like...25.

Seriously, sounds like its not all that bad so far, Im keeping my fingers crossed for ya that it stays that way.
Hey River Randy, I remember you. Hope your tx. go's well too. Please keep us all updated.