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« on: July 11, 2011, 11:18:31 AM »

A woman in a  supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old  grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child  screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for  fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles.
 
Meanwhile, Granddad is  working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, William, we won't  be long, easy, boy."*
 
Another outburst, and  she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's okay, William, just a couple more  minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."*
 
At the checkout, the  little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Granddad says again in a  controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home  in five minutes; stay cool, William."*
Very impressed, the woman goes  outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the  car.*
 
She said to the elderly  gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't  know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how  loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay.  William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."
 
"Thanks," said the  grandfather, "but I'm William .......the little shit's name is Kevin."
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2011, 12:15:16 PM »

LOL; amen to that!!
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