Re: Wit and Humor

[willy]

Those are RIGHT ON BROTHER!!!!!! ( Especially about the broken things and the puking!!   thanks Laz..... I haven't been posting as much but still get my reading in each day. You must be the go to guy for the GIF's.  I've no clue how to do that.... you'll have to "learn" me that sometime.  That pig was great!   Was he a HCV infected pig or was that ham cured?

Jethro

[alley-oops]

thanks for the good humor Laz.
I also am in awe of your picture prowess.  I really liked the piggy's shiney white teeth, they reminded me of someone........ oh yea you!!!!
I think I should have that piggy picture cause the treatment I am on is enzymes from....you guessed it----piggy's.  I take it every second day and my kids ask is it a piggy day today??


Some rural truths. . .


Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Mortgaging a future crop is saddling a wobbly colt.
A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
Meanness don't happen overnight.
To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their houses.
Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just ain't helpful.
Teachers, bankers, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Two can live as cheap as one, if one don't eat.
Don't corner something meaner than you.
You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.
Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.
You can't unsay a cruel thing.
Every path has some puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
And finally, don't name a pig, calf or goat you plan to eat.

Alley

[alley-oops]

 

OH cLaz I cLove It!!!!! Thank-you, I hope you have a great day!!! I will now.
Alley

[19Dragon52]

Laz...

Oh my God!!!  Ask me if I didn't put that pig in my "Pictures" file.  You are too much and I love you for it!!!

[bossy bessy]

wow Laz, That girl has the prettiest eyes.  I think she's collecting everyones lost tx weight and hiding it rather well I might add!!  Personally I like the piggy better, it's much sexier. The court quotes are very, very scarey and fun-fun-funny.
thanks for those.moo

[willy]

Laz;  Thanks for the yucks!  My favorite was the court quotes. I showed my daughter the Pig..... I may have to show her the girl with the pretty eyes too.  

Willy

[Penney]

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The big picture of the pig is just toooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Much cuter in the 'large' version!  Guess, there are some things out there that are true to 'THE BIGGER THE BETTER'.


Love you all!
Penney

[Penney]

I love this.............just love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This place sure does keep me smiling!

Penney


ps........Laz, it saddens me that my Riba's quick wit has yet to come up with a response...........................Could I be a 'small' riba version of my former self???  tehtehetehe!

[lbkathi]

  Laz and Al  

You two are too much. Thanks for laughs.

Kathi

[willy]

I  THINK we BOTH know who came up with THAT tag O lover of all that is hairy and opposed thumbed and WHOM love bananas

Willy

[alley-oops]

free dog


Great with children and an excellent watch dog. But for some reason, my dog has been creeping me out lately, I can't stand it when he stares at me. I was wondering if anyone can give him a good home.
thanks,
Alley

[Penney]

HOLY CRAP ALLEY, THIS REALLY FREAKED ME OUT!!!!

My hats off to ya!  To ALL of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[willy]

Nice photos all.  Alley, I like dogs but that one looks like trouble.  Maybe I'm deeply disturbed, but it looks to me like Billy Bob Thornton's genes were spliced into a dog's.  (we hope that is how it happened).  If that's the case.....I'd definately call him Rover.

Willy

[Jackie]

Oh My God! Alley that is really spooky! I mean DAMN!

How do you do this? Inserting a picture like this?

[alley-oops]

Well  how could I NOT share this with my friends here??
Jackie I'm sorry to freak you and Penny out.  
Willy I agree, he does remind me of Billy Bob Thorton too.  I call him Fluffy, but Rover is a fine idea too.  
Laz let me know what your wife thinks.
Alley