PMS

[Joni]

ok, this one is for the girls and maybe just a FYI for you guys!  ;

PMS: What does it mean to you?

PMS:  pass my shotgun  

PMS:  psychotic mood shift

PMS:  perpetual munching spree

PMS:  puffy mid section

PMS:  people make (me) sick

PMS:  provide me (with) sweets

PMS:  pardon my sobbing

PMS:  pimples may surface

PMS:  pass my sweatpants

PMS:  pi$$y mood syndrome

PMS:  plainly, men suck     (sorry guys!)

PMS:  pack my stuff

PMS:  potential murder suspect


there: my pms stuff for the day!!  

[Jackie]

Thanks Joni!

[randyman]

I know how you feel. I get the same way when I have SRH (sperm retention headache)

[Joni]

randyman  

that is clever.......really gave me a good belly laugh!!

joni

[willy]

Joni:  Thanks for the heads up on PMS.  I am ever mindful of ways to improve my relations with the fairer sex.  I need to also know when to RUN.  The definitions helped.  

Randy:  You should always pay close attention to ALL your symptoms.  Without immediate "intervention" your symptoms could develop into full blown "semen retention dementia".   Not a pretty sight, and SO avoidable.

          Wishing you all a memorable Memorial Day.

Willy

[sands3]

Yeah randy you might have to take things into your own hands.

[randyman]

I've always been pretty handy

[Cherylhealey]

yuck yuck.. and I mean that laughingly....
Yer only here one night too, huh?

[Rob]

How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs,TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THESAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THESTUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask me?

[Joni]

ROTFLMAO!!!

Gawd, Robin, that was great.  didn't you do an earlier one about ADHD?

joni

[Rob]

Thanks Joni,

I can't take credit for the earlier ADHD joke.  But,  I can relate to the PMS one and did post the second one.  But you got the ball rolling on the PMS thing. I liked yours alot, too.
Take care,
Robin

[Al]

"Psychotic mood shift?"

"Pass my shotgun?"

"Potential murder suspect?"



I be 'fraid of you, estrogen enhanced wimminz~

[Rob]

Al, be afraid -- be very afraid. lol! We are out there!