Perfect couple

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect
couple was driving their perfect car along a winding
road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys
into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and
the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)

Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who
really existed in the first place. Everyone knows
there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a
perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus,
the woman must have been driving. This explains why
there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still
reading, this illustrates another point:

Women never listen.