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« on: September 22, 2004, 01:44:04 PM »

Follow the instructions below for the genuine thrill that comes with discovering your blues name:

From the first list, take the name using the initial of your first name. From the second list, do the same with your middle name. From the third, your surname.

First List
A=Fat; B=Muddy ; C=Crippled; D=Old; E=Texas; F=Hollerin'; G=Ugly;
H=Brown; I=Happy; J=Boney; K=Curly; L=Pretty; M=Jailhouse; N=Peg Leg;
O=Red; P=Sleepy; Q=Bald; R=Skinny; S=Blind; T=Big; U=Yella; V=Toothless;
W=Screamin'; X=Fat Boy; Y=Washboard; Z=Steel-Eye
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2004, 01:54:19 PM »

so where's the 2nd and 3rd list Huh
I only see one list and if it is just that list them I am

Old Jailhouse Screamin'

It sounds a bit like me,old hits me to a tee but maybe you let out the 2nd and 3rd list.
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2004, 02:06:34 PM »

Geez, you wimminz alwayze wahnt evereething, like, purrfeckt:




Follow the instructions below for the genuine thrill that comes with discovering your blues name:

From the first list, take the name using the initial of your first name. From the second list, do the same with your middle name. From the third, your surname.

First List
A=Fat; B=Muddy ; C=Crippled; D=Old; E=Texas; F=Hollerin'; G=Ugly;
H=Brown; I=Happy; J=Boney; K=Curly; L=Pretty; M=Jailhouse; N=Peg Leg;
O=Red; P=Sleepy; Q=Bald; R=Skinny; S=Blind; T=Big; U=Yella; V=Toothless;
W=Screamin'; X=Fat Boy; Y=Washboard; Z=Steel-Eye

Second List
A=Bones; B=Money; C=Harp; D=Legs; E=Eyes; F=Lemon; G=Killer; H=Hips;
I=Lips; J=Fingers; K=Boy; L=Liver; M=Gumbo; N=Foot; O=Mama; P=Back;
Q=Duke; R=Dog; S=Bad Boy; T=Baby; U=Chicken; V=Pickles; W=Sugar;
X=Cracker; Y=Tooth; Z=Smoke

Third List
A=Jackson; B=McGee; C=Hopkins; D=Dupree; E=Green; F=Brown; G=Jones;
H=Rivers; I=Malone; J=Washington; K=Smith; L=Parker; M=Lee; N=Thompkins;
O=King; P=Bradley; Q=Hawkins; R=Jefferson; S=Davis; T=Franklin; U=White;
V=Jenkins; W=Bailey; X=Johnson; Y=Blue; Z=Allison

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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2004, 11:29:42 PM »

How fun!!

Signed, "Sleepy Bones Thompkins"
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2004, 08:33:21 AM »

Good to see ya Sleepy Bones~

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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2004, 12:28:24 PM »

Hey, Wanna jam?.......Blind "Legs" McGee
......Just call me Legs.
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2004, 12:49:07 PM »

that's much better al
now i'm happy

Old Gumbo Bailey -- unless of course we could combine all previous last names- in which case

Old Gumbo Davis-Hopkins-McGee-Bailey

Kind of a yuppy-ish blues name with all those hyphens, don't ya think ?  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2004, 01:41:19 PM »

Absolutely "Legs."

But ya gotta have "official" blues equipment. If'n ya say "Fender" you be a white boy poser. Ya gots to have old, beat up Gibson or Martin guitars.......

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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2004, 01:47:25 PM »

GUMBO[/b]!!! Long time no see....

You be right. Hyphens ain't got no place in da blooz. English type folks use hyphens. Dey gotz da "whines." Dey don' know da blooz~

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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2004, 10:51:04 AM »

AKA "Boney Eyes McGee"  Tongue
Al you ALWAYS make me smile!
Want to do my homework?
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2004, 11:23:50 AM »

You can just call me Big Money.  My Gawd..... the list is unerring!   Grin

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PS  Henceforth my daughter is Brown Dog and her bother; Peg Leg Baby.
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2004, 03:12:26 PM »

Yo Boney,

She-it woman, ain't I gotz enuf' to do wid'out doing yo' "homework?" Whad-evah dat may be?

Ya know I gotz to be travelin' down Hiway 61 to da "Crossroads." Ya know what happens dere.

We'ze all gotz our dues to pay~

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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2004, 03:24:27 PM »

Big Money,

You gonna cover the $5K Brown Dog & Peg dun owz me from a crap game back of da "House of Blues" in Nu Orleenz last July?

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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2004, 07:09:07 PM »

Hey.....Fat Lemon,

Watchyagonnado down at da crossroads.......
sell lemonade?

I hear it gets pretty hot down dere.
heyh heyh heyh

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« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2004, 12:18:18 AM »

hey big money
can i borrow some money to buy a glass of lemonade from Fat LEMON Lee ?

Boney eyes McGee
I'll do ya homework, all ya need is a loan from big money ta cover it

Grin

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