Worst Things To Say To A Highway Patrolman~

[Al]

These are for our friends in law enforcement, those who drive safely, and the rest of you mugs who should probably be incarcerated.



  1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas).


  2.  Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.


  3.  Aren't you the guy from the Village People?


  4.  Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me.  Good job!


  5.  Are You Andy or Barney?


  6.  I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.


  7.  You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?


  8.  I pay your salary.


  9.  Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!


10.  Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.


11.  I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.  That's how far ahead of me they are.


12.  When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red; have you been drinking?" Don't respond,"Gee Officer.... Your eyes look glazed; have you been eating doughnuts?"

[Angel]

    HOW FUNNY !!!!! Thanks Al....Angel my brother in law is a police officer so you know i'm going to give him a copy of this....

[19Dragon52]

(((Al)))

This was a Good One for sure!

(((Angel)))

Hope your brother has a good sense of humor!  Would hate to see Al "Missing in Action!"...lol

Have A Good Day.....

[Kristi]

LOL LOL Good Ones. Enjoyed emencely could think of other situations I put the circumstances. Thanks Kristi