FIVE Word Christmas Story

[pixie]

Here’s a game you guys might enjoy. We all work together to create a story posting five words at a time.

You don’t have to make them into complete sentences, but you can, or you can have a complete sentence with a word or two extra. Just as long as you post five, and only five words, and they are relevant to the preceding posts.

I’ll start:


On Christmas eve someone knocked

[Jazzkat]

we wondered who it was

[Dude]

It was a naked lady

[pete c]

 
  Could it be old saintnick

[willy]

, Elvis Costello, molded in Jello,

[Dude]

... no, she's quite naked alright

[pixie]

and feeling very cold so

[robin]

Rudolph with his red nose

[Dude]

warmed it between her cheeks.

[pixie]

Dude had been banished to

[jb]

the Elf factory for naughtyness

[Dude]

with naked lady in tow

[Pancho and Lefty]

now it's beginning to snow

[Dude]

and Rudolf has bad diahrrea

[itsme1983]

Naked lady cleaned the diahrea