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« on: March 19, 2009, 11:24:48 AM »

 (Breaking news; this just in......)   Cheesy

              Wine and Water
 

     
To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.
 
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
 

 

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than   


1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
 (E. coli) - bacteria  found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop!
 


However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
 

   
So, Remember:   
 
   Water = Poop,        Wine = Health .
 

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
 


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information,
I'm doing it as a public service.

(hahaha; this was forwarded to me.....  Willy)

 
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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2009, 08:35:10 PM »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2009, 07:05:46 AM »

Another good one, Willy.  Makes me want to go out and get some booze.  I KNEW that this water thing was killing me.   Shocked Shocked


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« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2009, 05:54:40 AM »

lol...so, when they push the water on tx?Huh?lol...we should of gone with the wine!



Thanks Willy...loved it!


Blessings,

Lee
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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2009, 07:52:59 AM »

I am forwarding this to my liver docs in Boston for their wisdom on the subject - half your weight in pounds = how many ounces of water you should drink a day, indeed!

The sad part is, interferon is made from a form of e.coli - sheesh.

Still smiling,
Susie
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« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2009, 08:31:11 AM »

I am forwarding this to my liver docs in Boston for their wisdom on the subject - half your weight in pounds = how many ounces of water you should drink a day, indeed!

I may drink too much water which explains things.   Wink

The sad part is, interferon is made from a form of e.coli - sheesh.

Still smiling,
Susie

That explains even more.   Grin
Thanks
Willy
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