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« on: September 04, 2009, 08:31:08 AM »
 Was reading about DougV going in for his yearly check-up and just couldn't resist.....

 
A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him,

 

 "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS" 

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I must be here because I am not all there.
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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 09:03:40 AM »
I ain't quite that bad yet.

(Pssssttt what's underpants?  Shocked )

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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 03:29:03 PM »
Underpants.

AKA (around Mongo's zoo) Underduds. . .as in, "Happiness is properly fitting Underduds"


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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 06:17:34 PM »
It would seem she knows him all too well...

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"… One hand full with quietness, beats two hands full of vexation of spirit"  – Amarillo Slim

Both referring to the game of poker.
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